No disrespect to Ronk, but the British need to go back to focusing on having their colonies renounce the crown instead of writing SSX reviews. Oooooohhhhhh, colonial era burn. Up top, guys! Nobody? Moving on then. This isn’t really a review, just some thoughts I’ve had on a game that I think deserves more attention. You can still put out your fancy review with stars, Ronk.

SSX, it’s a video game and if you haven’t played the demo yet then I strongly suggest you get on it. Played it and didn’t like? It’s unfortunate you’ve grown up with a poor taste in games, hopefully scientists find a cure for that sometime soon. I put at least fifteen hours into the demo, with the vast majority of that being spent on the ‘Trick It’ event known as ‘Bulldog.’ At first all I wanted was gold, I put a few hours in trying getting acquainted with the controls and eventually managed to beat the, at the time, monumental eleven-and-a-half million that was required. Sweet, I did it…but I could have probably squeaked out an extra ten thousand points here and maybe another twenty thousand points there. Three hours later and I was at fifteen million.