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8/10 Men Would Rather Eat Pussy than Get Blown

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Now. This is an interesting one. I honestly don't...know. Opinions?

The blowjob has fallen on hard times. Or, to put it in the form of a crude question, who can really get it up for fellatio these days? Back in the 1960s and '70s, fellatio was all the rage. Its curative powers are powerfully conveyed by the moment in John Updike's Bech when the protagonist's mistress tries "to bring his weakling member to strength by wrapping it in the velvet bandages of her lips." Abandoning the protective modesty of fiction in the poem "Fellatio," Updike celebrated the way "that each of these clean secretaries / at night, to please her lover, takes / a fountain into her mouth."

When I first came across these lines, in 1972, aged fourteen, they seemed excitingly rude — if a little yucky. Now, a harmless poem can't be expected to support a zeitgeisty theory, but something, evidently, was in the air: 1972 was the year of Deep Throat, about a woman with a clitoris in her throat, so that she achieves orgasm by performing oral sex. In retrospect, this seems like a premise dreamed up by feminists as a way of showing, in ludicrously exaggerated fashion, the underlying misogyny of male fantasies. Or maybe not so exaggerated after all. At roughly the same time, a joke made the rounds about the ideal woman being three feet tall with a flat head — so you'd have someplace to rest your beer while she gave you head. One way or another, the early '70s were a time when the culture was bigging up the blowjob. Tellingly, Bech's mistress was "following less her own instincts than the exemplary drift of certain contemporary novels."

Some of this enthusiasm lived on into the late twentieth century. In 1995's To Die For, Nicole Kidman reacts with disingenuous astonishment to the story of how a famous broadcaster got her big break because a self-penned reference commended her ability to "suck your cock till your eyes pop out!" (Shouldn't that read "cave in" or "implode"?) In the same year, there's a fun exchange in Martin Amis's The Information in which a male character proposes to a lady friend that they "do 68." What's that? she asks. "You do me and I owe you 1," he shoots back. Later in the novel, the humiliation of failed writer Richard Tull is complete when his wife fellates his rival, the successful Gwyn Barry.

If this all seems rather quaint, then Susan Minot's 2002 novella, Rapture — about a single blowjob — was perhaps a last, jaw-aching hurrah. A genuinely twenty-first-century spokesman can be found in Jonathan Franzen's Freedom, in the form of young Joey Berglund, whose sexual maturity — compared with the guys he's at college with — is conveyed simply and vehemently. Their yearnings center on the blowjob, which Joey considers "little more than a glorified jerkoff."

I recently undertook a small survey of some more mature male friends, and the results, while not unanimous, were overwhelming. To speak plainly, given the choice, eight of the ten men surveyed preferred eating pussy to having their dicks sucked. Or, to put it in entirely numerical terms, 80 percent of males would opt for a 70 rather than a 68. And what about the other two men? Yes, you guessed it: They're gay! To be strictly accurate, the heterosexual respondents were partial to this kind of thing — but only in the mathematically blissful reciprocity of 70 minus 1. The gob-job continues to thrive in hetero pornography, of course, for the simple — literally obvious — reason that it lends itself to being filmed in a way that cunnilingus cannot.

I'm not claiming that the latter did not exist back in the 1970s, but it was regarded in much the same way as paying for a round at the bar: You had to do it, but if you could avoid it, you did. It would be a mistake, though, to see this change as meaning that men have gone from being selfish recipients to selfless givers of pleasure; it's just that what constitutes pleasure has shifted. As the Michael Fassbender character in Shame says to a woman he's seducing in a bar by telling her how badly he wants to go down on her (before getting beaten up by her boyfriend): "That's what I like to do."

The scale of the sea change can be observed at the Great Canadian Beaver-Eating Contest, at Burning Man, an event so popular that participants line up as if for a half-off sale. In the more discreet context of my survey, this enthusiasm was endorsed by the respondent who claimed that the only time he experienced "absolute contentment" was when his face was between his wife's legs. He wished to make clear that he was not talking just about sex; he meant in life generally.



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The blowjob has fallen on hard times? I mean, I still love blowjobs. They're...they're still the bee's knees. They don't get old, man, unless the girl is absolutely HORRIBLE at them. Like, going dick head deep only. That's cause for elimination. But if you get a blowjob, thats usually it. Like you're done after that unless its just pre-sex head. But if you go down on a chick, and you're legit, it almost always leads directly into sex, in my experience. Her not able to handle another moment of your cock not being inside of her. Of course you can just get her off via that, but I've always usually used it as a lead-in for sex. So there's a plus side for that. I...I dunno. Thoughts? Opinions?

BTW, a 10 person survey? Cmon son.

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I personally love eating puss

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agree

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No fucking way. Most people prefer to receive than give.

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I personally love eating puss

But would you RATHER eat pussy than get your dick sucked?

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I love both

69'ing fucking rules


I personally love eating puss

But would you RATHER eat pussy than get your dick sucked?

mmm depends on my mood

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eating pussy = getting more pussy

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I love both

69'ing fucking rules



I personally love eating puss

But would you RATHER eat pussy than get your dick sucked?

mmm depends on my mood

Yeah. 69in is my shit. Buuuut. I'd rather get up in dere most of the times instead lol

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I love eating pussy too, I love getting blown also. I'll take both, thx.

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I love both

69'ing fucking rules



I personally love eating puss

But would you RATHER eat pussy than get your dick sucked?

mmm depends on my mood

Yeah. 69in is my shit. Buuuut. I'd rather get up in dere most of the times instead lol

usually I like to just stick it in right away, Dick in pussy >>>>> BJ/Eating out

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The blowjob has fallen on hard times? I mean, I still love blowjobs. They're...they're still the bee's knees. They don't get old, man, unless the girl is absolutely HORRIBLE at them. Like, going dick head deep only. That's cause for elimination. But if you get a blowjob, thats usually it. Like you're done after that unless its just pre-sex head. But if you go down on a chick, and you're legit, it almost always leads directly into sex, in my experience. Her not able to handle another moment of your cock not being inside of her. Of course you can just get her off via that, but I've always usually used it as a lead-in for sex. So there's a plus side for that. I...I dunno. Thoughts? Opinions?

BTW, a 10 person survey? Cmon son.

The only time I'd accept just a blowjob is if the chick is on her monthly. One one such occasion I just said fuck it and put it in her anyway.

And I'd never go down on a chick if we weren't gunna fuck. I've made my shorty have nutso orgasms just from going down on her, but after I give her a minute to collect herself best believe some fucking is gunna happen.

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not black men :idid:

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I don’t know what to say. This is quite literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever read in my life. Because I know this for a fact. 100% of men would prefer to get blown than eat a chick out. Not 99%. Not 99.9%. 100%. Every single hetero man on the planet would rather get blown than eat pussy. It’s almost like asking would you rather win 100 dollars or a million dollars? Would you rather date an ugly girl or a pretty girl? Would you rather break your leg or not break your leg? Honestly it’s that black and white. The blowjob will never fall on hard times. It’s King Kong, Superman, Batman and Lambert rolled into one. Just zero weaknesses. It’s been here for a million years and it’s here to stay.


pretty much sums it up

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I don’t know what to say. This is quite literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever read in my life. Because I know this for a fact. 100% of men would prefer to get blown than eat a chick out. Not 99%. Not 99.9%. 100%. Every single hetero man on the planet would rather get blown than eat pussy. It’s almost like asking would you rather win 100 dollars or a million dollars? Would you rather date an ugly girl or a pretty girl? Would you rather break your leg or not break your leg? Honestly it’s that black and white. The blowjob will never fall on hard times. It’s King Kong, Superman, Batman and Lambert rolled into one. Just zero weaknesses. It’s been here for a million years and it’s here to stay.


pretty much sums it up

lol Well any guy would rather get a bj than eat a chick out, but I have to say. Eating a chick out well is almost on the same level as driving an expensive car or having a high paying job. Nothing will keep a chick on your dick more than eating her out well.

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I don’t know what to say. This is quite literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever read in my life. Because I know this for a fact. 100% of men would prefer to get blown than eat a chick out. Not 99%. Not 99.9%. 100%. Every single hetero man on the planet would rather get blown than eat pussy. It’s almost like asking would you rather win 100 dollars or a million dollars? Would you rather date an ugly girl or a pretty girl? Would you rather break your leg or not break your leg? Honestly it’s that black and white. The blowjob will never fall on hard times. It’s King Kong, Superman, Batman and Lambert rolled into one. Just zero weaknesses. It’s been here for a million years and it’s here to stay.


pretty much sums it up

lol i got it off of barstool

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I love both, but I rather get blown.

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uhhhh *walks out of thread*

Edited by DMC, 29 March 2012 - 09:02 PM.


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69ing :datass:

Although I've never actually finished with a blowjob, I don't know, just can't.

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69ing :datass:

Although I've never actually finished with a blowjob, I don't know, just can't.

LOL WHAT?!?!?!

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i agree easily

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Every blowjob I've received has felt like dipping my dick in a glass of warm water. It only feels good if you get it down her throat and most girls aren't good with that.

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Every blowjob I've received has felt like dipping my dick in a glass of warm water.

LMAO

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69ing :datass:

Although I've never actually finished with a blowjob, I don't know, just can't.

LOL WHAT?!?!?!

lol I don't want to know. :tom:

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Prefer eating puss but I am not one to turn down a good bj. In my experience many chicks are pretty average at giving bj's at which point I'd rather just get straight to sex and skip the bj.

Edited by Cubeaholic, 29 March 2012 - 10:23 PM.


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Every blowjob I've received has felt like dipping my dick in a glass of warm water.

LMAO


That's actually a pretty fucking description, and I've had some girls who i would consider experienced in the matter :ben:

maybe i just have low sensitivity

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Son, bitches take a look at my penis and are all like

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I always usually hooked up with older chicks who seemed to know what they were doing anyways. lmao. there was one chick though whose virginity i took. I'm still close friends with her, but we havent fucked in a couple years. shes like a little sister to me...that i'll probably fuck again. well, she hadn't done ANYTHING before i got at her. But she was so so so eager to learn. Like, she would come over when my parents weren't there, and tell me about how she was watching porn and thinks she'll suck my dick better that time. It was like..adorable lmao. She got like really really really good. Incidentally, she was also one of my friend's little sisters. I used to drive down the street and around the corner of their house, and she'd "go for a walk" at night, and hop in my whip and blow me LMAO.

Yeah. Good blowjobs are something that..just can't trade away. Unless you're trading for pussy. lol.

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:ben:

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69ing :datass:

Although I've never actually finished with a blowjob, I don't know, just can't.

I've never once in my life bust a nut from just getting my dick sucked. The few times I've finished in a chicks mouth came from throwing the mouth on it after some hand work. It actually always amazes me when I watch porn and the dude nuts just from just head.

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Eating pussy rules if its top shelf pussy,

but better than a BJ? C'mon now lets not get crazy.