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Man gets fatally mauled trying to have sex with shark.

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(AP) San Diego, CALIFORNIA. A man was brutally killed in a shark attack Sunday as he tried to engage in sexual intercourse with the animal.

"It seems like this guy had been doing this for some time," police lieutenant Carmen J. Ferullo was quoted as saying. "It looks like he was warned once already".

The man put a carcass which specifically attracted certain sharks in a cage. Then, he engaged the predators from behind as they attempted to get at the attracting source.



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One less weirdo in the world :juggle:

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bath salts?

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great link faggot

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i think this is how teh_sexy was birthed into this world.

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So you dreamt this story up and then decided to write a thread about it.

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Wouldn't it be easier to hire a prostitute? At what point do you decide it is far more dick-thrilling to rape a shark while it's feeding??

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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i think this is how teh_sexy was birthed into this world.

More liek shail

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lmao

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If this guy doesn't win the darwin awards...

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source?

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thats manly

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Bullshit. No source, and google search gives only one hit, this thread. :Jeff:

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If this guy doesn't win the darwin awards...

the guy who willingly smelled you will.

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Sounds like that guy.....

































bit off more than he could chew :smoke:

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the sex made it come but didnt make it stay...

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lmfao god dam humanity sometimes

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WHY

lmfao god dam humanity sometimes

i bet you he was italian

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lmfao god dam humanity sometimes

i bet you he was italian

could explain it

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When normal sex just isn't satisfactory enough anymore :bow: this man was a god

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The only man manly enough to get that close to a shark is Mike Haggar.

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The only man manly enough to get that close to a shark is Mike Haggar.


Dat pipe :smoke:

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mike haggar is a rip off of teh sexy. teh sexy beat up a town full of badly dressed 80's punk rockers to rescue some big tittied blonde back in 86

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mike haggar is a rip off of teh sexy. teh sexy beat up a town full of badly dressed 80's punk rockers to rescue some big tittied blonde back in 86

Do you honestly think any of these posts you make are funny?

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mike haggar is a rip off of teh sexy. teh sexy beat up a town full of badly dressed 80's punk rockers to rescue some big tittied blonde back in 86

Do you honestly think any of these posts you make are funny?

no, and if you ever try to call them funny again i will e grudge with you for 5 years straight about it and make it look like ts over somethign thats blatantly wrong and ignore that it is. fuck you

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mike haggar is a rip off of teh sexy. teh sexy beat up a town full of badly dressed 80's punk rockers to rescue some big tittied blonde back in 86

Do you honestly think any of these posts you make are funny?

a lot of irony in this post considering you have a few signature sayings that are cocktrash :reg:

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mike haggar is a rip off of teh sexy. teh sexy beat up a town full of badly dressed 80's punk rockers to rescue some big tittied blonde back in 86

Do you honestly think any of these posts you make are funny?

a lot of irony in this post considering you have a few signature sayings that are cocktrash :reg:

hey man, telling dudes you wanna fuck them and saying spic alot are cutting edge and edgy

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mike haggar is a rip off of teh sexy. teh sexy beat up a town full of badly dressed 80's punk rockers to rescue some big tittied blonde back in 86

Do you honestly think any of these posts you make are funny?

a lot of irony in this post considering you have a few signature sayings that are cocktrash :reg:

They're better than anything ever said on this site.

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:flop: